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Whereas sex toys are pretty resilient, food can fall apart, , M.D., an associate clinical professor of obstetrics and gynecology at Northwestern University’s Feinberg School of Medicine, tells SELF. You should be spending your post-masturbation minutes in a state of bliss, not anxiously trying to fish bits of carrot out of your genitals. They can also have weird, rough angles and edges, which, ouch.
But weird doesn’t automatically mean useless. Sometimes bizarre is just niche, and niche is where very specific fantasies live. So here’s a tour of sex toys that are doing the absolute most, aesthetically and conceptually, but are still… real, functional objects meant for actual bodies.
Hairbrushes, writing implements, foods, and other random objects are safe masturbation aids for a variety of reasons that include:
That’s probably not the case, as , like any good story, but it got me thinking: if this guy had such a unique way of taking care of business, are there other guys out there who have their own weird masturbation techniques?
15 Weird Male Masturbation Techniques That Have Worked For Men
