Boobs saga

Boobs Saga is hilarious, but that doesn’t make up for how bad it is.

Ever wondered what a lewd dungeon crawler might be like if the “foreign guys who have been living in the United States almost long enough to sound American” from Family Guy made it? Wonder no more – you can find out right now with Boobs Saga.

Boobs Saga is marketed as a satirical 3D action game that follows your customizable lead character: a “young woman with some tasty curves.” That only means one thing, says the developers: You’re a perfect sacrifice to the Boobs King! Your goal is to avoid the various traps set out for you, destroy monsters, dance, and solve puzzles. But most importantly, you must “save your boobs.” That’s the official PR spiel, however.

Boobs Saga is a confusing mess of poor controls, bad voice acting, terrible combat, and awful English text and dialogue. It’s a shame, because it seems otherwise it could shape up to be a serviceable lewd adventure. To be fair, it’s still in Early Access, but there are things I don’t see being improved upon in the near future. It’s more of a curiosity that’s fun to boot up and gawk at, or show your friends that it’s possible to purchase a game that doesn’t shy away from including sex. But it needs to be a good game to triumph in my book, and it’s just not. Make a truly adult dungeon crawler with serviceable controls and gameplay, and I’ll be back for more. Boobs Saga certainly isn’t it right now.

Boobs Saga review: Double D-isappointing