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Summary: Tera Patrick’s Porn Star Pool Party by director for was a disappointment for me on several levels. Not one of the scenes lasted long enough for a modern porno and the running time was less than 50 minutes without any sexual footage of Tera Patrick getting busy. Considering Tera was featured on the front cover and listed as starring in the movie, she should have had a solo scene at a minimum, a couple of lesbian trysts even more expected. I got the impression that there was a lot more that went on but had technical issues preventing release of some scenes, the modest technical values of the included scenes on the weak side too so I felt obligated to rate this one as a Skip It. In short, was practically a minimal social gathering with little to recommend, your mileage may vary if you enjoy short scenes without any chemistry between the ladies.
When 17 of the sexiest sirens in Porn Valley show up for a pool party at Tera’s, they expect sun, fun, and sex. What they don’t expect to find is a party hosted by midgets in diapers. What ensues is a hilarious afternoon of hysterical antics, poolside fun, and an all-girl orgy so hot it may one day be seen as the root cause of global warming. If hot chicks, oiled up bikini babes, and bad taste are up your alley, then this is one party you simply can’t miss. Come see what a cast of 17 super vixens including Daisy Marie, Angie Savage, Mya Luanna, Charmane Star, Lexi Belle, and Maya Gates can do with a luxurious mansion, a stunning pool, and the devious minds of their oddball hosts. Join this fantastic cast in a once in a lifetime afternoon of fun, sun, debauchery, bikinis, and blistering hot lesbian sex. Oh, and did we mention midgets in diapers?
Now that we’ve crossed the precipice into the cold heart of a lonely winter recession, it’s hard to recall the halcyon days behind us. Fading images wistfully haunt our memories like ghostly vapors, as we try to relive those days spent lounging and exploring new levels of excess—like when we had those 17 stunning lesbians come over to the sun drenched West Coast Fleshbot mansion in bikinis and frivolously frolic in and out of the pool in varying states of undress while midgets in diapers lend a vacillating air of depravity and absurdity. And just when we thought it was all a forgotten dream, Tera Patrick goes and releases her latest “all star” lesbian pool party movie… and it all comes rushing back to us. God bless you, Miss Patrick!
What happens when all the hottest porn stars in the valley show up to Tera Patrick’s amazing pool party only to find out it’s hosted by midgets in diapers? Check out the scorching girl on girl fuckfest as 13 of the hottest sluts in the adult industry get it on in XXX hardcore poolside action. Couple the scorching sex and sexy teases with the hilarious antics of the oil babies and well, let’s just say that if hot chicks and bad taste are up your alley, this movie is just what the doctor ordered, Dr. Tera Patrick that is. It’s an all pussy party and you are most definitely invited!
